What? I can't have a completely silly post?
The following are questions monkeys would like elected officials to answer:
When you throw poop at each other, do you really expect it to stick and not stink?
Why does the first one who throws his poop always get thrown out of the tree?
Do you believe in evolution? What about adaptation or selection of genes due to external pressures be it sexual selection, environmental, disease or food supply?
Do you know how hard it is to only eat your nuts save your raisins for Sunday?
Prehensile tails, why the discrimination/hatred towards them?
How come we're smarter than George W. Bush?
If you blow up or screw up the planet, in 4000 years, we're gonna kick your asses. Wait, not a question, but a statement of fact.
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