Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Matthews vs the PUMAS

Now this is funny. Plants or women who are so bitter that they can't see the end game. PUMAS are the faction of nut job Hillary Clinton supporters who think they were robbed and Hillary should be the nominee or at least the Vice Presidenial nominee. The Party Unity My ASs group takes just about any rumor and believes its true. Of course, Matthews is the mysogynst who's insulted Clinton and every chance (both deserving and not). This is sort of a funny conversation. The comments are even more hillarious.

Here's a hypothetical summary of their conversation
Mysogynstic Pig: Lady, you're a whacko.

PUMA-Nut job: You're a mysogynistic pig!!!

Mysogynstic Pig: True, but you're still whackier than fruit loops in chocolate milk

PUMA-Nut: HRC will still win, even if we have to lock all the doors to force a re-vote

Mysogynstic Pig: Christ lady!!! You're almost Ron Paul Psychotic honest in your zeal. Why don't you hand me over your kids now before they end up hung from the stalls in middle school?

PUMA-Nut: I have sources

Mysogynstic Pig: You got problems, screws loose, 48 cards while playing 52 pick up.

PUMA-Nut: Obama's a Muslim

Mysogynstic Pig: McCain's a woman hating two timing, abortion clinic doctor killing record.

PUMA-Nut: I got sources.

Mysogynstic Pig: This is hopeless. Shit lady, I'm calling the cops. I've been freaked before, but you could harm some one or yourself.

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